Costa Rica Names New
Rocket
Written by
drugtestallpoliticians
San Jose, Costa Rica
(IP) - The contest to
name the world's biggest
rocket is over and the
winning name is El Conyo
De Su Madre. The runner
up names were Mohon
Grande and La Putica
Sussia.
Costa Rican President
Juan Sanchez Garcia
Colon Jimenez Zapata
Innocente Baptista
Gonzalez the third
personally called and
congratulated the winner
of the contest whose
name is Juan Sanchez
Garcia Colon Jimenez
Zapata Innocente
Baptista Gonzalez the
fourth who is called
Johnny for short.
The winner gets to spend
a free night in a Costa
Rican seaside resort
hotel and receives a
check for $1 million
Mexican dollars which is
worth almost $1.39 in
American money. He will
get the money in yearly
installments for twenty
years.
The Costa Rican rocket
is over 600 feet in
height and is
constructed of fortified
balsa wood, cardboard,
and aluminum or
aluminium if you prefer.
Millions of tourists are
pouring into Costa Rica
to view the launch.
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