The Four "Gringo"
Lies in Costa Rica
Costa Ricans always
often joke that the
three biggest lies in
Costa Rica are: el zarpe
(the last drink of the
night), Te Pago Mañana
(I will pay you
tomorrow), and a third,
which cannot be
published in a "family"
publication.
Well, after years of
observation, a "gringo"
equivalent to the above
has been discovered,
except there are four: I
speak fluent Spanish, I
have the best lawyer
with the best contacts
in Costa Rica, I am an
expert on Costa Rican
real estate, and it was
her first night at the
... (famous San José
nightspot).
Anonyumous.
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