About Hank
sky_boy@swbell.net
I had a
brilliant idea last week. It just came to
me, out of the clear blue. Well, perhaps
that half bottle of Cabernet had a bit to do
with it, a little, but I climbed into my
cyber-pen and sent off a note to the
esteemed editor of this wonderful on-line
publication.
"I want to commit to a regular column
again", I brazenly announced.
To my pleasant - and not complete -
surprise, the editor, one I call a friend,
enthusiastically responded and considered
this 'great news'. The next morning, after a
night during which my liver performed it's
usual miracle work and rendered me with a
body and brain that beheld barely more
common sense than the inebriating potion
which had caused the overflowing of eager
voluntarism the night before, I reflected.
I must admit, without the assistance of aged
grapes I may have never taken the step but
now I had and it gave me some sense of
purpose that had been lacking.
No, I have not been bored or any of that,
it's just that most of my time had been
taken up by work and scores of other matters
that proved hardly motivating to the
creation of anything artistic. Sometimes the
drudge of work is just that; it wears you
down, even on wonderfully productive days
and all you want to do afterward is crash.
Please don't take that to literal; as a
full-time participant in the Aviation
Industry, I'm aware that this verb should be
used carefully.
For those of you who perhaps remember me,
there was a time when Inside Costa Rica had
a whole arsenal of columnists. There was
Barry, who unfortunately is no longer with
us, and Michael, who's still with us but
somewhere out of reach. Together we blasted
the audience of Inside Costa Rica with all
kinds of opinionated contributions. It's
what big-headed egomaniacs like to do!
Ah, those were the days! In was 2002 and
financial tumult was rolling across the
little country in the center of the isthmus,
like a big boulder crushing financial dreams
of riches and wealth. I was sending out a
newsletter to fellow unlucky victims who
stupidly had forked over cash to a Ponzi
artist, a small-time forerunner of Bernard
Madoff, if you will.
Recently I had the opportunity, after
applying an incredible amount of much
persistent pressure, to visit the lonely
grave site of El Viejo, the oldest brother
and brainiac behind a financial scam that
dwarfs in the presence of Madoff's handiwork
but was nonetheless enormously far-reaching
in it's destructive aftermath.
Rest assured, I will, a few columns down the
line, share the story of the voyage to this
lonely resting place of a man who some still
consider the 'safe-keeper of their funds'.
While desperate hope eventually fizzles and
burns out, pure lunacy burns bright and
eternal. Some ex-pats of the convalescent
persuasion, Geezer Gringos, if you will,
prove that to this very day. While they have
no longer any followers, the intense heat of
their rabid rage keeps the light of lunacy
at full blast only to illuminate the stark
void where common sense departed long ago.
But while as 'skyboy' I penned fervently
about this disaster to the readers of my
newsletter, as a columnist I managed to
entertain a variety of subjects, personal
experiences and more often than not, just
stories. While it was a pleasant experience
to receive laud for this, it could not
measure up to the immense pleasure of
creating something out of nothing. At some
point I stopped writing the column, it is
strange because I cannot remember when or
why. It is easy for me to determine how and
when I ended the Re*V*iew, the name I had
given to the regular newsletter to my
private mailing list. The game had played
out, the money was gone. A more accurate way
of putting it is that there was never any
money; there never is in a Ponzi. So there
was no longer any reason to keep babbling on
about it.
But why I stopped penning the other I
veritably do not know. What I do realize is
that I should have never stopped. So, thank
you red, red wine and the right mindset that
it put me in. I am back and I will write. My
tales will take you from near locales to far
away places, from the surface of the earth
to flight level four-one-zero, some real,
some not so real.
Even before I decided that settling in Costa
Rica was not for me, and because of the
amount of time I spent outside its realm,
the old column was called "Outside Inside
Costa Rica". A clever play on words
referring to my whereabouts and the name of
this great publication. I cannot remember
who thought of the title but I am happy to
credit my editor with it. My first
self-imposed task, in conjunction with my
next - and really first - story will be to
think of a new name. At this point I
honestly have no idea whatsoever, I
entertain suggestions.
Coming up with true stories and wild tales
is one thing, to think of an all
encompassing header is quite another. We
will see and by all means, stay tuned! I for
one, am looking forward to this undertaking.
As much as my newsletter was a journey that
invited any and all to come along, I would
like for my meager contributions to be the
same.
Hank
|